K.: "Does Bugs Bunny have a New York accent...
K.: "Does Bugs Bunny have a New York accent? He always sounded normal to me."* *She continues to maintain that it is in no wise authentic, since Mel Blanc was born in San Francisco.Comment
View ArticleToday I made a birthday mix for my mom, but you...
Today I made a birthday mix for my mom, but you guys can listen to it too, if you want.Comment
View ArticleI usually only caption plays once after previewing...
I usually only caption plays once after previewing them once, but there's one play Off-Broadway (actually in the Village) that I've captioned twice after previewing it twice. I'm captioning it again...
View ArticleM (transcribing an ophthalmology interview): Do...
M (transcribing an ophthalmology interview): Do you suffer from Posterior Crocodile Shagreen? K: No, but I'm afraid I might have a touch of Dorsal Caiman Ennui.Comment
View ArticleM (editing transcript): Have you heard of a drug...
M (editing transcript): Have you heard of a drug called Marcumar?K: And the Funkabun?Comment
View ArticleIt's tough to be a heteromezzo... ...
It's tough to be a heteromezzo...(via Eye Bags)Comment
View ArticleM: It talks about the Crab Canon, which is a...
M: It talks about the Crab Canon, which is a legitimately awesome thing that Bach wrote.K: I'm disappointed that it's not a legitimately awesome thing that Bach shot. During the war.M: Boom!...
View ArticleAt K.'s birthday party last night, I invented a...
At K.'s birthday party last night, I invented a cocktail I call The Fountain of Youth. I know it was supposed to be in Florida, not Mexico, but they were all Spanish territories once. Anyway, here's...
View ArticleJust had to restore Windows (keeping my files...
Just had to restore Windows (keeping my files intact but writing over the OS) on my old computer, due to a nasty virus that I couldn't get rid of. After the restore, it seemed to be working pretty...
View ArticleK: Eating Astronaut Ice Cream is like eating the...
K: Eating Astronaut Ice Cream is like eating the ghost of a baby that halvah had with chalk.Comment
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Dmitri Fyodorovich Spermatogonium Amadeus The...
Dmitri Fyodorovich Spermatogonium Amadeus Theophilus Gottlieb Knight. 1994-2012. A beautiful loving grumpy soft stubborn gentle importunate dog-hating loyal generous self-possessed mischievous noble...
View ArticleEvery morning I get out at the 23rd Street subway...
Every morning I get out at the 23rd Street subway stop, and it's like running the gauntlet. First thing I see is one of those disgusting anti-Muslim "Savages" ads, and I'm like "Grrrrr." Then I walk a...
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Prosicated asked me to describe what my life was...
Prosicated asked me to describe what my life was like at 17, as part of the "where I was at age..." meme. So here it is. 17 (March 17th 1998 - 1999) was a wonderful year. It was my last semester of...
View ArticleI'm on the couch in the living room, editing a...
I'm on the couch in the living room, editing a transcript.My girl is in the kitchen, using a zucchini on a mandoline as a percussion instrument to accompany a Fiona Apple song.Hot damn, I love my...
View ArticleSt. Germain cocktails and Super Mario Galaxy...
St. Germain cocktails and Super Mario Galaxy. That's how we roll on a Friday night round these parts.Comment
View ArticleSo as some of you know, I'm currently captioning...
So as some of you know, I'm currently captioning at a dental school. Last night I dreamed that I'd decided to take the dental board exams just for the hell of it, to see how much I'd picked up along...
View ArticleI kind of love the repair shop I'm at right now to...
I kind of love the repair shop I'm at right now to fix the cracked screen on my phone. They have:* A giant piece of floor-to-ceiling wall art made out of alternately black-painted and chrome-polished...
View ArticleI got nine hours of sleep last night...
I got nine hours of sleep last night. I feel like I'm swimming through a warm haze of non-exhaustion, so different from the ragged eyeballs and whistling brain that usually accompany me through my...
View ArticleI really miss getting new music from the blogmass...
I really miss getting new music from the blogmass. Can we do a group Turntable session sometime soon and all play songs for each other for an hour or two? You don't have to have a Facebook login...
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